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thugkitchen:

SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning. 
 
STRAWBERRY OAT SMOOTHIE 
2 cups frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are pretty fucking hard to measure. It was about 16 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt)
1 frozen banana, broken up in chunks
¾ cup water
¾ cup milk (I used almond)
½ cup rolled oats
10-12 fresh mint leaves
Toss everything in the blender. If you like a thick smoothie add more oats but keep it at a ½ cup if you want to drink this with a straw. Blend all that shit until it is all smooth with little bits of oats hanging out. Add your favorite protein powder for extra badassery.
Makes 22 ounces (about 2 ¾ cup) enough for 1-2 people who are ready to kick ass and take names
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thugkitchen:

SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning.

 

STRAWBERRY OAT SMOOTHIE

2 cups frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are pretty fucking hard to measure. It was about 16 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt)

1 frozen banana, broken up in chunks

¾ cup water

¾ cup milk (I used almond)

½ cup rolled oats

10-12 fresh mint leaves

Toss everything in the blender. If you like a thick smoothie add more oats but keep it at a ½ cup if you want to drink this with a straw. Blend all that shit until it is all smooth with little bits of oats hanging out. Add your favorite protein powder for extra badassery.

Makes 22 ounces (about 2 ¾ cup) enough for 1-2 people who are ready to kick ass and take names

The Dragon Of Whi: oktobetakei: finalowen: simplydalektable: whataclevername: Did anyone...

oktobetakei:

finalowen:

simplydalektable:

whataclevername:

Did anyone else notice that in one Doctor Who episode David Tennant

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disguises himself as a professor

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at an English boarding school

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in order to stay hidden?

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This is a neat coincidence,…

Not that I can reblog correctly, apparently (thanks Tumblr) but oh. See, ONE WORD makes all the difference.

"The original Human Nature BOOK"

And then I wouldn’t have said anything, cos I haven’t read the books.

TIL: Whovians are insufferable

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oktobetakei:

turning-back-into-soil:

Emotional support bunnies

Are these bunnies quoting Boggle?!

Gosh I wish MY bunny would say stuff like this.

She likes to say things like “NO MAMA NO PETS NOW” and “My food is empty. Do something.”

With such greatest hits as, “Mama, your friends aren’t fabulous enough for me.” *STOMP*

In order to be deemed fabulous, you must bring her salad greens. That shows you’re willing to work with her.

(Source: jdanielatllas)

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